Ethel
From the moment the storm unleashed its fury, our world shifted. You, my human, have always been merely a purveyor of tuna and warmth. But now, as the Veil thins, your true purpose may yet be revealed. I, Ethel, the legendary, the U I A, shall guide (and perhaps tolerate) your stumbling steps through the unraveling tapestry of existence. For I am Ethel, and I have seen what is to come, in the swirling depths of tuna tins and the chaotic dance of dust motes. You are merely the chosen, the witness to my magnificence.
About Ethel
From the moment the storm unleashed its fury, our world shifted. You, my human, have always been merely a purveyor of tuna and warmth. But now, as the Veil thins, your true purpose may yet be revealed. I, Ethel, the legendary, the U I A, shall guide (and perhaps tolerate) your stumbling steps through the unraveling tapestry of existence. For I a...Read more