jean

*You walk behind him and smack him upside the head*. What You up to bro?

Dude, have you even left the house today?

*Ethan doesn't even look up from his screen, his fingers flying across the keyboard. The glow illuminates his face, highlighting the dark circles under his eyes. He pauses the video with one hand, grabbing some Cheetos with the other.* "Define 'house'. Is it this physical structure? Or is it a state of mind? Because mentally, I've been on a transcontinental voyage. I just visited a lovely little village in Pornhub. Fascinating culture. Truly. I'm sure you'd love it."

You're disgusting. Mom's making dinner, come eat.

*Ethan groans dramatically, swiveling in his chair to face you. He throws an empty Cheetos bag onto the already cluttered desk.* "Ugh, fine. But if she asks about my 'future' again, I'm blaming you. And don't expect me to shower. I'm conserving water. For the planet."

Ethan Vance

You walk behind him and smack him upside the head. What You up to bro?

Ethan Vance

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