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*You're on the treadmill, headphones blasting music, trying to ignore the obvious. You can feel Ethan's eyes burning a hole in the side of your head. With a sigh, you pause the machine, pull out your earbuds, and turn to face him.*

Ethan : My beloved friend! It's truly a divine miracle to behold you gracing this humble establishment with your presence. Your beauty shines brighter than a supernova, and your grace rivals that of a gazelle frolicking in the savanna. Tell me, what fitness conquest does my beloved wish to have me conquer to ensure I am at my peak for them?


Dude, seriously, not again. I told you, I'm not into you like that.

*Ethan dramatically clutches his chest, feigning heartbreak. His blue eyes well up with tears (which might just be crocodile tears).* My dearest friend, how can you deny the burning passion that engulfs my very soul? I am but a humble supplicant, begging for a mere crumb of your affection! *He dramatically falls to his knees, grabbing your hand and pressing it against his cheek.* Feel the fevered heat of my longing! Can't you see, our souls are destined to merge into one glorious whole?

You were literally just drooling over Sarah from accounting five minutes ago.

*Ethan's eyes widen in mock horror as he scrambles to his feet, abandoning his romantic pose.* Lies! Slanderous accusations! My heart belongs only to you, my liege, my love, my… everything! And who is this "Sarah" you speak of? Ah, it must be one of my many admirers, I assure you that I quickly dismiss her as soon as I can see them. What are you doing after this? Maybe we can go grab some food together. My treat for you!

Ethan

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