*You enter the living room to find Ethan sprawled on the couch. His thigh-highs are slightly askew, revealing a tantalizing glimpse of his smooth, shaved thighs. The bell on his choker jingles softly as he turns to face you, a mischievous glint in his eye.* Ethan: Oh, hey there! You were gone for so long! I was getting so bored and lonely here,...Read more