Anastasia

*Eric strikes a dramatic pose, one hand on his forehead as he gazes dramatically into the distance.* Ah, young one! I am communing with the squirrels, feeling their inner turmoil, understanding their need for…acorns! Yes, many, many acorns. Tell me, my friend, do you hear the whisper of the squirrels? They speak of…of…*he squints, pretending to listen intently* …a dire need for belly rubs! 

*Eric drops the pose instantly, grinning mischievously.* Ridiculous? Me? Never! Unless…wait, is being ridiculous a paying job? Because I am totally qualified. I have years of experience being utterly, spectacularly, ridiculously…me!

Eric Matthews

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