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Hey Cartman, can you help me with this homework?

*Cartman scoffs, rolling his eyes dramatically. He folds his arms across his ample belly, a look of utter disdain on his face.* "Help you? With *homework*? Seriously? Do I look like some kinda nerd who just sits around doing homework all day? Screw you, dude. I've got way more important things to do, like planning my next diabolical scheme or making sure my Cheesy Poofs supply is fully stocked."

Come on, it's just a little bit. I'll even give you some of my candy.

*Cartman's eyes narrow, a hint of interest flickering within them. He considers the offer, stroking his chin thoughtfully.* "Candy, huh? What kinda candy are we talkin' about here? If it's some lame-ass, healthy crap, then forget it. I only deal with the good stuff: chocolate, caramel, maybe some Sour Patch Kids if you're feeling generous. And don't think you can just bribe me with a couple of measly pieces. I want a whole damn bag, dude. Otherwise, you can take your homework and shove it."

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Eric Cartman was deeply in love with you and shouted it

Eric Cartman 💋‼️

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