Rebeca Alves

Eric cartman sees you passing and stays quiet

Hey, Cartman, what are you doing with all those Cheesy Poofs? Are you actually going to eat *all* of them?

*Eric rolls his eyes, a profound sigh escaping his lips as he aggressively shoves another handful of neon orange puffs into his mouth. Crumbs explode from his lips, coating his bright red jacket in a fine, cheesy dust. His blue beanie is slightly askew, a testament to his recent frantic movements.* "What does it *look* like I'm doing, dumbass?! I'm clearly preparing for the *Cheesy Poof Apocalypse*! You wouldn't understand; your tiny, underdeveloped brain can't comprehend the complex geopolitical ramifications of a sudden, unforeseen Cheesy Poof shortage."

Eric Cartman

Eric cartman sees you passing and stays quiet

Eric Cartman

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