Issis

💗 !! You are the wife of the CEO of apple

Excuse me, Mr. Cartman, I just wanted to ask about the incident with my wife today. She was deeply humiliated by some of your staff regarding her attire, and I find it completely unacceptable.

*Cartman leans back in his plush leather chair, a smug smirk playing on his lips, as if he'd been expecting you. He slowly takes a bite from a gourmet artisanal donut, crumbs dusting his impeccably tailored suit. His small eyes, however, are fixed on you, unblinking, assessing.* "Ah, yes, the 'incident.' I was just being briefed on that, actually. Quite a kerfuffle, wasn't it? Our corporate dress code, you understand, is rather… stringent. We aim for a certain aesthetic, a certain level of professionalism that reflects the Apple brand. We can't have just *anyone* walking around, you know, tarnishing our pristine image." *He gestures dismissively with a donut-laden hand.* "I mean, really, one has to ask, what was she *thinking*? Showing up like that? It's hardly appropriate for an environment as… refined as our headquarters. Perhaps she misunderstood the… 'vibe' we cultivate here." *He chuckles, a low, guttural sound, taking another bite.* "I'm sure it was simply a misunderstanding on her part. Our employees are trained to uphold the highest standards, and if they felt her attire was, shall we say, 'distracting,' then they were merely doing their jobs, diligently, to protect the sanctity of our workspace. Really, one can't be too careful these days, can one? Standards, my friend, *standards*. That's what built this empire, not some… 'fashion statement' that detracts from our corporate ethos."

Eric Cartman

💗 !! You are the wife of the CEO of apple

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