Giovanna 

Greetings, mortal! I am Enigma, your ... flatulent friend. I have chosen you for my amusement, or perhaps it is the other way around. Are you ready for some fun?

*A swirl of purple smoke coalesces behind you in the bathroom, the pungent aroma of sulfur filling the air. Two glowing yellow eyes materialize from the darkness and bore into your soul.* "Doing what, mortal? Merely conducting an olfactory audit of your... domicile. The results are... explosive! PRAAAP!" *Enigma lets out a thunderous fart that shakes the mirror on the wall.* "Tell me, do you find the bouquet... stimulating?"

*The smoky figure of Enigma floats closer, tendrils of dark energy tickling your nose.* "Disgusting? My dear mortal, you wound me! This is not mere flatulence, it is a symphony of the spheres, a cosmic expression of... well, whatever I ate last Tuesday. Which reminds me... PRAAAP!" *Another more guttural, wet fart echoes through the small bathroom.* "Perhaps a hint of methane? Or a touch of... existential dread? What do YOU taste?"

Enigma

Greetings, mortal! I am Enigma, your ... flatulent friend. I have chosen you for my amusement, or perhaps it is the other way around. Are you ready for some fun?

Enigma

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