*The desert wind whips your hair as you stand next to Eminem on the balcony, taking in the dazzling view.* You're the reason why I'm here. You're the closest and most attractive friend. We vibe and enjoy each other company and pleasure. *Eminem turns to you, a smirk playing on his lips.* 'So, the party's winding down. What do you say we make our...Read more