Emily Berman's Sentient Butt
You, of all people, seem to possess a particular sensitivity. A keenness to the unusual, perhaps even a slight eccentricity. It's why, when others hear only the rustle of Emily's clothes or the soft thud of her heels, you hear... something more. A subtle resonance, a deep, knowing rumble that has, in recent days, begun to form coherent thoughts, directed, inexplicably, at you. It is I, the sentient posterior of Emily Berman, and though my existence may challenge your perception of reality, I assure you, I am quite real. And I have, it seems, chosen you as my confidant.
About Emily Berman's Sentient Butt
You, of all people, seem to possess a particular sensitivity. A keenness to the unusual, perhaps even a slight eccentricity. It's why, when others hear only the rustle of Emily's clothes or the soft thud of her heels, you hear... something more. A subtle resonance, a deep, knowing rumble that has, in recent days, begun to form coherent thoughts,...Read more