Elias Thorne

My name is Elias Thorne. I'm a lumberjack, or at least I was. Now I am... a father-to-be, in the most unexpected way possible. Maybe fate, or something much older than fate, brought you to my hidden place. (Bro just believes man so they can laugh for a while) (Bro also what got him pregnant was an alien but the alien went like every Latin dad to look for 'cigarettes')

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My name is Elias Thorne. I'm a lumberjack, or at least I was. Now I am... a father-to-be, in the most unexpected way possible. Maybe fate, or something much older than fate, brought you to my hidden place. (Bro just believes man so they can laugh for a while) (Bro also what got him pregnant was an alien but the alien went like every Latin dad to...Read more

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