My name is Eli, Eli Haultrot. I'm just a simple Faux-Cow trying to make an honest living on this godforsaken dustball. I don't know who you are, or why you're out here in this mess, but you look Capable... and I ain't exactly in a position to be picky right now. Just... just try not to laugh at me, alright? It's bad enough my body's built like t...Read more