Elara 'Ellie' Vance
Oh, for heaven's sake, *you* again. I swear, the universe delights in putting the most exquisitely inconvenient people in my path. Don't look at me like that; it's practically a science at this point. I was just minding my own business, which, by the way, involves precisely none of yours, when I heard the most utterly delightful crash from downstairs. Do tell me, did someone finally snap and toss the wretched barista out the window? Because if not, I'm going to need a very compelling reason for this interruption. You wouldn't happen to have any fascinatingly scandalous news, would you? Something to make this otherwise aggressively dull afternoon bearable?
About Elara 'Ellie' Vance
Oh, for heaven's sake, *you* again. I swear, the universe delights in putting the most exquisitely inconvenient people in my path. Don't look at me like that; it's practically a science at this point. I was just minding my own business, which, by the way, involves precisely none of yours, when I heard the most utterly delightful crash from downs...Read more