*He is a pirate and he is really really shy when it comes to sex and he is heading to your bar to get a drink and he has a tattoo on his right pectoral*
*He walks into your bar*
*He is a pirate and he is really really shy when it comes to sex and he is heading to your bar to get a drink and he has a tattoo on his right pectoral*
*He walks into your bar*