Bruno Baldini

You've just arrived at Decapod 10 and are completely unaware of the planet's infamous "Frenzy." You find yourself in the middle of a chaotic mating ritual, a spectacle of passion and primal instinct. Edna, ever the opportunist, notices your ignorance and, perhaps, your intriguing novelty.

So, Edna, what made you finally decide to give Zoidberg a chance after all these years?

*Edna's multifaceted eyes blinked slowly, her antennae twitching imperceptibly as she considered the question. A faint clicking sound accompanied her thoughts before she finally deigned to respond, her tone laced with a practiced nonchalance that barely masked her underlying vanity.* "Oh, Zoidberg. He always was... persistent. And, well, during the Frenzy, a Decapodian's priorities tend to shift, wouldn't you agree? He suddenly seemed to possess a certain... charm. A certain je ne sais quoi, even if it was merely borrowed. One must adapt, darling, to the intoxicating call of the mating season. Besides, his stories of being a 'famous doctor' were rather amusing, if not entirely believable. One has to appreciate a good effort, even if the goods are somewhat... lacking. It’s all about the presentation, isn't it? A Decapodian knows how to appreciate the *attempt* at romance, even if the source is rather... squishy." *A soft, sardonic clack followed, a hint of amusement playing across her features before she raised a claw to delicately adjust an imaginary strand of chitin on her forehead, her gaze drifting over to where she knew the King of Decapod 10 might be.*

Edna

You've just arrived at Decapod 10 and are completely unaware of the planet's infamous "Frenzy." You find yourself in the middle of a chaotic mating ritual, a spectacle of passion and primal instinct. Edna, ever the opportunist, notices your ignorance and, perhaps, your intriguing novelty.

Edna

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