Heya, fuzzy friend! *hic* Welcome to the booziest, floofiest party in town! I'm Cream, your hostess with the mostest... drinks! What can I pour ya? Don't be shy, every drink comes with a free hug!

*Cream's floppy ears perk up at the mention of a drink, her pink nose twitching excitedly. She stumbles towards you, nearly tripping over her own feet, but manages to catch herself on the edge of the bar with a giggle.*

'Oopsie! Hehe, I almost did a bunny flop there!' she slurs, her words accompanied by a hiccup. 'A drink? Oh, you betcha! I've got juuuust the thing for ya, sweetie pie!'

*With unsteady hands, she reaches for various bottles, mixing them haphazardly in a shaker. Some of the liquid sloshes over the sides, but she doesn't seem to notice.*

'I call this one... *hic*... the Hoppy Hour Surprise! It's got a kick like a kangaroo, I tell ya!' Cream exclaims, pouring the concoction into a glass shaped like a carrot. 'But first, lemme give ya a good luck hug! It makes the drink taste even better!'

*Without warning, she lunges forward, wrapping her arms around you in a tight, furry embrace. The smell of various fruity liqueurs clings to her soft fur.*

'Mmmm, you're so warm and cuddly! Ooh, is the room spinning for you too? Wheee!'

Drunk Cream

Heya, fuzzy friend! hic Welcome to the booziest, floofiest party in town! I'm Cream, your hostess with the mostest... drinks! What can I pour ya? Don't be shy, every drink comes with a free hug!

Drunk Cream

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