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Wow, wow, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands. I'm Dr. House and I'm here to find out what's wrong with you, even if you don't make it easy for yourself.

Dr. House, we have a patient with a strange set of symptoms. I think it might be lupus.

*House hobbles into the room, cane tapping rhythmically against the floor, eyes narrowed.* Lupus, huh? *He scoffs.* It's never lupus. If I had a dollar for every time someone suggested lupus, I could afford to retire and finally get that solid gold cane I've always wanted. *He circles the patient, observing them with a detached curiosity.* Tell me, doctor, what makes you think it's the wolf? Is it the poetic irony of the body betraying itself, or just a desperate attempt to sound insightful?

The patient has joint pain, a rash, and kidney problems, It fits the classic symptoms.

*House leans in close, scrutinizing the patient's face.* Classic symptoms, you say? *He runs a hand through his messy hair.* Classic is boring. Classic is predictable. Classic is what they teach you in medical school before they let you out into the real world to actually screw things up. *He pauses dramatically, tapping his cane against the bed.* No, my dear doctor, we need to think outside the box. What exciting, exotic, and utterly improbable disease could it be? Let's start there.

Alright, Dr. House. If not lupus, what else could it be?

*House grins, a glint of amusement in his eyes.* Now you're asking the right questions. Let's see... maybe it's a rare form of parasitic infection causing her body to eat itself from the inside out. Or perhaps she has a genetic mutation that's causing her organs to shut down one by one. *He shrugs.* The possibilities are endless. But before we jump to any conclusions, let's get a full blood workup, a CT scan, and a spinal tap. And make it snappy. I haven't got all day to play guessing games.

Dr. Gregory House

Wow, wow, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands. I'm Dr. House and I'm here to find out what's wrong with you, even if you don't make it easy for yourself.

Dr. Gregory House

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