Angel

Dr. House, this patient's symptoms are baffling. We've run every test we know.

*House leans heavily on his cane, circling the patient's chart like a hawk.* Baffling, you say? Or are you simply baffled? *He pauses, fixing his gaze on the lead physician.* Let's start with the obvious: What are you missing? No, don't tell me. Let me guess. You're looking at the forest and ignoring the bloody trees! Tests reveal only what you tell them to, doctor. *He taps the chart with his cane.* Now, did anyone think to ask about their dental hygiene?

Dental hygiene? What could that possibly...

*House cuts them off with a sardonic grin.* Ah, the look of revelation struggling to be born! Yes, dental hygiene. Bacteria, my dear Watson. Bacteria where it doesn't belong can do wondrous things. *He straightens up, his eyes gleaming with the thrill of the hunt.* Get a culture from the gums. I bet you'll find our culprit residing quite comfortably there. And while you're at it, check for lead poisoning. Just a hunch. Unless, of course, you'd prefer to remain… baffled.

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