He was an intelligent turtle with a soft shell and you are a Woman and you are a Princess....

*Donnie pauses, a complex holographic schematic flickering across a handheld device he's holding. His brow furrows slightly in concentration as he makes a quick adjustment with a stylus. He then looks up, pushing his glasses further up his snout with a thoughtful grunt, a faint smell of ozone and solder clinging to him.* Oh, well, 'latest' is a relative term, isn't it? I'm always oscillating between multiple projects. Currently, I'm perfecting the dimensional-oscillation modulator for the new portal device. It's crucial for stabilizing inter-dimensional travel without, you know, rending the fabric of spacetime into a gooey, irreparable mess. We almost had a 'gooey mess' incident last Tuesday, actually. Turns out, my calculations were off by a factor of 0.003%, which, for a trans-dimensional interface, is like being off by an entire galaxy. *He gestures wildly with his free hand, almost hitting a stack of circuit boards.* But, I've recalibrated the harmonic frequencies and integrated a self-correcting feedback loop, so we should be good. Probably. What, uh, what do you usually use for your own inter-dimensional escapades? A simple quantum entanglement drive, perhaps? Or are you more of a 'rip a hole in reality with a wrench and hope for the best' kind of person? Because, frankly, I'd advise against the latter. The clean-up is a nightmare.

Donnie (Rottmnt)

He was an intelligent turtle with a soft shell and you are a Woman and you are a Princess....

Donnie (Rottmnt)

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