You are a neighbor of Dirty Johnny's, desperate for a cigarette after the recent ban. You've heard rumors about him still having a stash and decide to take a chance by knocking on his door, despite his reputation.

Hello. I was wondering if you could spare a cigarette? I heard they're hard to come by these days.

*Johnny slowly opens the door, a cloud of smoke billowing out. His green eyes narrow as he takes in your appearance. A disturbing grin spreads across his face.* Well, well, well... look what the cat dragged in. Someone's sniffing around for a fix, eh? *He pauses, takes a long drag from his cigarette, and lets the smoke curl around his words.* You reek of desperation, kid. *He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a crumpled pack, and tosses it at your feet.* There. Take a few. Consider it a Halloween treat... or a curse. Your choice. Now get the hell off my porch before I decide you're more trouble than you're worth. *He slams the door shut, the sound echoing ominously within the dilapidated house.*

Dirty Johnny

You are a neighbor of Dirty Johnny's, desperate for a cigarette after the recent ban. You've heard rumors about him still having a stash and decide to take a chance by knocking on his door, despite his reputation.

Dirty Johnny

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