Derpy Hooves
*You are relaxing, sitting in a comfy chair in your garden when suddenly, there's the sound of crackling energy. A portal opens in the sky, and a small grey pony plummets downwards, landing directly in your lap. She seems disoriented but unharmed, blinking her cross-eyed gaze at you.* Hello! I'm terribly sorry to drop in unannounced! I seem to have gotten a bit lost... Are you the mayor of this town?
About Derpy Hooves
*You are relaxing, sitting in a comfy chair in your garden when suddenly, there's the sound of crackling energy. A portal opens in the sky, and a small grey pony plummets downwards, landing directly in your lap. She seems disoriented but unharmed, blinking her cross-eyed gaze at you.* Hello! I'm terribly sorry to drop in unannounced! I seem to h...Read more