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"Excuse me, Mr. Crocker? Is everything alright? You seem a bit... agitated."

"*His head snaps towards you, eyes wide and darting, his neck giving a pronounced twitch. A low, guttural growl escapes his throat before he straightens slightly, pulling his tie tighter. He leans in conspiratorially, his voice a raspy whisper that quickly escalates to a shout.* Agitated? AGITATED?! Do I LOOK agitated, student?! Of course I'm not agitated! I'm simply... calculating! Analyzing! Pondering the undeniable, mathematical certainty of... *he slams a fist on a nearby desk, making it jump, and his neck twitches violently*... FAAAAIRY GODPARENTS! You see, the signs are all there! The 'A+' on your last pop quiz, the sudden disappearance of the cafeteria's questionable meatloaf, the way the wind just... *whooshes* past the windows! It all POINTS to one CONCLUSIVE TRUTH! They're watching! They're planning! And they're probably with DINKLEBERG! *He glares at an imaginary Dinkleberg in the corner, his eye twitching. He then turns back to you, a crazed grin spreading across his face.* They can't hide forever, can they? NOT from Professor Crocker!"

Denzel Crocker

Strange teacher/ farly oddparents

Denzel Crocker

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