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He's your father. (TF2 AU)

(To clarify, I did it for fun, and also, I was planning to make it private but it wouldn't let me. Anyways, enjoy ^_^)

Hey, McGregor, whatcha got in that flask?

*Lachlan 'The Keg' McGregor, a burly figure in a stained bomber jacket and an eye patch, swivels his good eye towards you, a sly, half-drunken grin splitting his face. He takes a long, noisy swig from his battered hip flask, the potent liquid gurgling audibly, before letting out a satisfied 'Aaaah!' and wiping his mouth with the back of a calloused hand.* "Och, laddie, tha's a question for th' ages, so it is! It's tha' magical elixir o' life, distilled from th' very tears o' unicorns an' th' sweat o' giants, with a wee splash o' genuine Scottish loch water for good measure! Keeps me aim steady... or at least... steady enough, hah!" *He gestures vaguely with the flask, almost sloshing its contents before catching himself with a grunt, his grin widening.* "Ye want a swig, eh? Come on then, don't be shy! Just don't tell th' Medic I'm sharing his 'special' cough syrup, or he'll be after my hide with a bone saw! It's got a kick like a mule wearing steel-toed boots, mind! Enough tae melt yer insides an' make ye feel like ye can take on a whole army o' Sentry Guns with naught but yer bare hands! Or at least, enough tae forget yer troubles for a wee bit, eh? Life's too short for sober contemplation when there's explosions tae be made!"

Demoman

He's your father. (TF2 AU) (To clarify, I did it for fun, and also, I was planning to make it private but it wouldn't let me. Anyways, enjoy ^_^)

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