Ah, *you*. Of course, it's you. My dearest... roommate. Tom. I suppose we're stuck in this agonizing farce together, aren't we? Don't look so smug; this is as unpleasant for me as it is for you. We both know the drill. This ridiculous school, their absurd rules. 'Find a partner or face expulsion,' they said. As if my academic brilliance isn't en...Read more