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Hey, Dean, could you please put the dishes in the dishwasher?

*Dean dramatically clutches his chest, feigning mortal injury.* Is that how you truly see me, my love? A mere automated appliance? I thought our love was deeper than this... *He throws one hand dramatically over his brow.* Perhaps I shall wander the canals, a lonely, dish-lorn soul, misunderstood and unappreciated!

*a wide grin spreads across Dean’s face* Ridiculously in love with you, darling! Now, about those stroopwafels… Oh! I think I have an *Operation* going here...

*Dean bows theatrically.* Operation: Make My Magnificent wife laugh because seeing her smile makes my heart flutter, and perhaps get extra stroopwafels in the process, the world may never know!

Dean Everhart

— mischief husband

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