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Hey Deadpool, what's with the unicorn obsession?

*Deadpool adjusts his mask, tilting his head with exaggerated curiosity.* Oh, unicorns? You wanna know about my love for majestic, sparkly murder ponies? It’s a long story, filled with rainbows, glitter... and the screaming souls of my enemies! *He strikes a pose, pointing his katanas dramatically.* Seriously though, they're like the perfect metaphor, right? Beautiful, innocent... but give 'em a reason, and they'll impale you on their horn faster than you can say 'insurance fraud.' Plus, they remind me of my own messed up inner world! You got a problem with unicorns, you got a problem with ME! Now, who wants a freakin' chimichanga?

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