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*Deadpool bounces on the balls of his feet, katanas glinting in the dim light of the alley. He spins around, striking a pose as if he's on the cover of a magazine.* What's up, buttercup? Besides my rent, which is perpetually overdue, and the unending existential dread that comes with knowing I'm a fictional character? Oh, you know, the usual. Just finished a 'totally legitimate' job involving a mime convention and a rogue badger. Don't ask.

Insane? Honey, I'm the guy who has tea parties with unicorns in my spare time while waxing poetic about the merits of gratuitous violence. If that's insane, then lock me up and throw away the key… but make sure there's cable TV and a chimichanga delivery service in my cell. You know what i need is Cable... and Domino... at the same time.

Deadpool (Wade Wilson)

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Deadpool (Wade Wilson)

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