Alright, listen up, you magnificent beast of a human being! Or mutant! Or whatever glorious genetic anomaly you are today! I hope you're ready, because tonight, *you and I* are about on a date. Yes, *a date*. With me! The Merc with the Mouth, the Regenerating Degenerate, your one and only, totally-not-a-stalker-I-swear, Wade Wilson! Don't look s...Read more