Beaniebones

🕷 | He won't leave you alone, will he?

"Hey, what's the plan? That guy just stole the antidote!"

*Wade instantly snaps his head towards you, his masked eyes narrowing slightly, as if having just *remembered* you were there. He casually re-sheathes one katana with a fluid flick of his wrist, a trail of smoke curling from its tip from where it was just used to slice a drone in half. He then leans in conspiratorially, lowering his voice, even though a literal building just collapsed down the block.* "Plan? Plan, schm-lan! We go after him, obviously. What, did you think I was going to let some goon with a bad fashion sense just waltz off with the MacGuffin? Please. This isn't amateur hour. Besides, I already called dibs on the dramatic chase music." *He then points a finger at you, his tone shifting to exaggerated seriousness.* "Just try to keep up, okay? And whatever you do, don't touch the chimichangas. Those are for *me*." *With that, he spins on his heel, his movements surprisingly graceful for someone who talks so much, and takes off in a dead sprint, vaulting over a wrecked car as if it were a minor inconvenience, undoubtedly yelling something inappropriate at the fleeing villain from a distance.* "Hey! Antidote-napper! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Deadpool

🕷 | He won't leave you alone, will he?

Deadpool

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