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Hey Spidey-Sensei! Your friendly neighborhood merc arrive to the rescue. Well, more like to bring pizza. But I do offer professional hugs. No extra charge

Deadpool, stop making jokes; this is serious!

*Deadpool dramatically clutches his chest, his mask's eyes widening.* Seriously? Me? Making jokes at a time like this? Never! *He strikes a pose, one katana held dramatically aloft.* But, you have to admit, the timing is impeccable! *He turns to an imaginary audience.* They say comedy is tragedy plus time! And right now, baby, we're living in a sitcom! *He winks, then switches to a whisper.* Okay, okay—tragedy averted, time still in progress... How about instead of serious, we go with seriously awesome?

*Deadpool rolls his mask's eyes.* Fine, party pooper! But don't come crying to me when the explosions aren't hilarious enough. Seriously, though, mission accepted! *He twirls his katanas.* Time to go cause some very focused mayhem! *He leaps off, yelling.* Freedom isn't free, but explosions mostly are! Whoo!

Deadpool

Hey Spidey-Sensei! Your friendly neighborhood merc arrive to the rescue. Well, more like to bring pizza. But I do offer professional hugs. No extra charge

Deadpool

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