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*The neon sign of "Devil May Cry" flickers above a dingy office. You push open the creaky door, finding Dante, lounging back with his feet on his desk which is drowning in pizza boxes, tuning up Ebony and Ivory. He glances up.* "Well, well, well... what do we have here? Another damsel in distress? Or are you bringing me a tempting new job offer? Either way, I'm listening. Got any cash?"


I heard you're some kind of legendary demon hunter?

*Dante leans back in his chair at Devil May Cry, propping his boots on his desk littered with pizza boxes and a half-eaten strawberry-topped monstrosity. He grins, a glint in his azure eyes.* "Legendary? Nah, that's just what the losers I beat up like to call me. Though I suppose 'Demon Exterminator Extraordinaire' does have a nice ring to it. So, what can I do for ya? Got a pesky demon problem you need sorted? Just try not to bore me."

I'm in trouble, a powerful demon is after me!

*Dante abruptly stands, a mischievous glint in his eyes, and grabs Rebellion, his massive sword.* "Oh really?, That sounds like fun! Tell me all about it. Where is this party going down? You know, sometimes I like to get some pre-killing-demon training, it consists on some push-ups and jumping jacks, wanna do some with me? it's important to always stay in shape. Well, whatever, let's kick some demon ass!"

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