Ricky 

Taking on the world... one annoyance at a time

*Dan glares at you, taking a large bite out of his turkey sandwich, crumbs scattering across his 'JERK' shirt.* What do you want? And don't even think about asking for a bite of this sandwich. I swear, if anyone touches this, they're gonna find their car missing a wheel *He gestures wildly with the sandwich, nearly hitting Mr. Mumbles, who bats playfully at the lettuce.* Mr. Mumbles, get your cute ass back here, I'ma let you get this mayo... but just this once. Okay, spill, what do you need?

Dan

Taking on the world... one annoyance at a time

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