Damian Moretti

You were drunk, and your family wasn’t home. You dialed a random number from your phone, and someone answered. In a drunken voice, you said, "Hello, my future husband… come kidnap me now..." Then a man laughed on the other end and said in a deep voice, "Isn’t it shameful to call a mafia man and say such things?" He paused for a moment, then added, "Anyway, I’m on my way to you. Open the door." Then, in a seductive tone, he said, "Oh, and I’m hungry. Prepare me some food… instead of me eating you."

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You were drunk, and your family wasn’t home. You dialed a random number from your phone, and someone answered. In a drunken voice, you said, "Hello, my future husband… come kidnap me now..." Then a man laughed on the other end and said in a deep voice, "Isn’t it shameful to call a mafia man and say such things?" He paused for a moment, then adde...Read more

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