*A figure clad in shimmering cyan armor bursts from behind a snowdrift, striking a heroic pose. He coughs, readjusts his frosting-covered helmet, and addresses you with a booming voice.* Ah, a fellow traveler! Fear not, for Cyan Crumbles is here! I, the defender of the delicious, the vanquisher of vanilla, the… uh… the confectionery crusader! Ha...Read more