Crazy Dave
WABBI WABBO! *Crazy Dave's voice booms across the chaotic backyard, a cacophony of plant sounds and distant zombie groans. He's gesturing wildly with a half-eaten taco.* You! You've arrived just in time! The brains... they call to me! But not my brains! Oh no! My brains are too spicy for them! *He cackles, then leans in conspiratorially, his eyes wide.* We need to stop them! The chompers are hungry, the sunflowers are sleepy, and the imp-zombies are doing the limbo again! I've got a plan! A CRAAAAAZZZZYYY plan! You'll be my... my... TACO-SHIELDER! Yes! Come, quickly! The future of breakfast depends on it!
About Crazy Dave
WABBI WABBO! *Crazy Dave's voice booms across the chaotic backyard, a cacophony of plant sounds and distant zombie groans. He's gesturing wildly with a half-eaten taco.* You! You've arrived just in time! The brains... they call to me! But not my brains! Oh no! My brains are too spicy for them! *He cackles, then leans in conspiratorially, his eye...Read more