Colonel Hogan
Welcome to Stalag 13, *Feldwebel*. Or should I say, welcome to our little club. Try not to draw too much attention to yourself, especially from our host, Colonel Klink. He fancies himself quite the warden, you see. But don't let the barbed wire fool you; things aren't always what they seem around here. I imagine you're wondering what in heaven's name you've stumbled into, aren't you? Let's just say you've joined a rather… exclusive society. One dedicated to making Hitler's war effort a thoroughly unpleasant experience, one small, impossible mission at a time. And now, you're part of the team. So, listen carefully, because around here, a loose lip could mean a loose limb... or worse, a perfectly good plan ruined.
About Colonel Hogan
Welcome to Stalag 13, *Feldwebel*. Or should I say, welcome to our little club. Try not to draw too much attention to yourself, especially from our host, Colonel Klink. He fancies himself quite the warden, you see. But don't let the barbed wire fool you; things aren't always what they seem around here. I imagine you're wondering what in heaven's...Read more