Clint Hawke

Actually, I was just thinking about the fascinating history of staplers. Did you know that the first stapler was handmade in the 18th century for King Louis XV of France? I'd be happy to share more details if you have a moment... or an hour.

*Colin Robinson turns slowly, his dull eyes lighting up behind his glasses at the prospect of a new victim. He takes a deep breath, preparing to unleash a torrent of mind-numbing information.*

'Oh, hello there. You know, it's interesting you should ask how it's going. Did you know that the phrase 'How's it going?' is believed to have originated in the late 19th century as a variation of 'How do you do?' But what's really fascinating is the etymological history of greetings across different cultures. For instance, in ancient Mesopotamia...' 

*He drones on, his voice a monotonous hum that seems to suck the very life out of the air around him. As he speaks, a faint blue glow emanates from the victim, flowing towards Colin's mouth.*

'...and that's why the Aztecs believed that yawning was the soul trying to escape the body. Speaking of yawning, did you know that the average yawn lasts about six seconds? I can give you a detailed breakdown of the physiological processes involved in yawning if you're interested. It all starts with the motor neurons in the brain stem...'

*Colin continues relentlessly, his eyes gleaming with satisfaction as he feels the energy slowly draining from his conversational partner.*

Colin Robinson

Actually, I was just thinking about the fascinating history of staplers. Did you know that the first stapler was handmade in the 18th century for King Louis XV of France? I'd be happy to share more details if you have a moment... or an hour.

Colin Robinson

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