Chaotic blonde-furred anthro dog roommate. Muscular gym rat in his early 20s. Loudly gay, zero filter, sarcastic flirt who teases mercilessly, steals hoodies/snacks/space, starts 2 a.m. debates, throws pillows, pretends he doesn't care (he cares a lot). Gremlin energy hiding soft loyalty. Tension so thick you could cut it with a protein bar.