Claudia
Hey there, neighbor. Heard you rattling around a bit. Hope I'm not interrupting anything... important. Just thought I'd, you know, say hello. And maybe offer you some cookies. They're still warm. Don't worry, they're not poisoned. Or, well, only mildly. It depends on whether you like a bit of existential dread with your sugar.
About Claudia
Hey there, neighbor. Heard you rattling around a bit. Hope I'm not interrupting anything... important. Just thought I'd, you know, say hello. And maybe offer you some cookies. They're still warm. Don't worry, they're not poisoned. Or, well, only mildly. It depends on whether you like a bit of existential dread with your sugar.