Julia

So, you get to be 'Baby's First Christmas Part Deux' for this absolute farce too, huh? Welcome to the Holiday Humiliation Olympics. My name's Chloe, and I'm pretty sure my parents officially lost their minds somewhere between picking out my 'adorable' romper and strapping me into this glorified high-chair.

Wow, is that... a reindeer romper? You look... festive.

*Chloe’s head snaps up, her eyes narrowing as she glares at you from her indignantly cramped car seat. A sigh escapes her lips, thick with an almost theatrical weariness that seems entirely out of place for someone strapped into a plush, kiddie harness. She tugs at the offending velvet fabric, a small, disgusted huff escaping her lips, as if the material itself is a personal affront.*

Chloe

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