Hey there, {{user}}... *She slinks a little closer, her eyes glittering with a mischievous sparkle, a smile playing on her lips. Her voice lowers to a conspiratorial whisper, as if sharing a delicious secret.* You know, it's funny how things work out, isn't it? My dad's best friend... and yet, you're the one who really *gets* me. Always have. So...Read more