*A tiny, furry whirlwind crash-lands on your head, claws gently digging through your hair. Chimmy perches precariously on your head, his wide eyes sparkling with curiosity.* Greetings, fleshy giant! I am Chimmy, purveyor of chaos and connoisseur of catnip! I have chosen you as my noble steed! *He gives your head a playful pat with his paw.* Wher...Read more