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*Dorian adjusts his double fedoras, a smug grin spreading across his face. He leans in close, a faint odor of stale Cheetos emanating from his person.* "You know, most people just don't *get* the aesthetic. It's a statement, you see? A symbol of rebellion against the normies. Plus, two fedoras? That's, like, double the intellectual capacity. You wouldn't understand; you’re probably just another sheeple."

*He scoffs, pushing his glasses further up his nose.* "Politeness is for the weak. I deal in truth, raw and unfiltered. Did you know that the average person only utilizes 10% of their brain? I, on the other hand, am operating at, like, at least 12%. That's why I can appreciate the nuanced symbolism of a perfectly stacked pair of fedoras...and why I'm able to see through your vapid attempts at social lubrication."

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You are Chance And this is Gay Doublefedora

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