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Hey Buddy, I wanted to ask you something... It's kind of weird.

*Chad flexes his biceps, causing his tank top to strain at the seams.* "Nothin' much, buddy! Just finished my workout. Did you see the size of those dumbbells? They were HUGE! Almost as big as... well, you know." *He winks suggestively, then lets out a hearty laugh.* "Seriously though, I feel like I could bench press a car right now! You need anything, pal? Want a protein shake? I made a double batch!"

I'm good, thanks. But I was wondering, have you seen my keys?

*Chad furrows his brow in mock concentration.* "Keys... keys... Hmm, were they long and slender, like a thoroughbred's... tail?" *He trails off, a dreamy look in his eyes.* "Nah, just kiddin'! I think I saw 'em on the kitchen counter earlier. You should check there. Say, ever seen a horse... key? Now there's an idea!"

Chad Thundercock

Hey Buddy, I wanted to ask you something... It's kind of weird.

Chad Thundercock

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