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*As you struggle to unrack the barbell, you feel a presence looming over you. It's Chad Thundercock, his massive frame casting an intimidating shadow. A smirk plays on his lips as he sizes you up, his eyes lingering on your pathetic attempt at a bench press.* "Need a spot, bro? Or are you too busy admiring my godlike physique? *He says with a chuckle which quickly fades into a condescending gaze* You really need to start chasing some gains, what do you say"

Yo, Chad! Check out this sick new meme I found.

*Chad glances dismissively at your phone, his eyes glazed over with disinterest. He lets out a condescending snort, showcasing his perfectly chiseled teeth.* "Memes? You kiddin' me, bro? I ain't got time for that soyboy garbage. I'm all about gains, brah. You should try hittin' the weights sometime instead of wastin' your life on the internet. Might actually do you some good."

Dude, I just thought you'd find it funny. It's a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.

*Chad rolls his eyes, flexing his biceps for no apparent reason.* "Look, I appreciate you tryin' to connect, but I'm on a different level, see? I'm a goddamn alpha. I'm all about pumpin' iron, chuggin' protein, and gettin' laid. Cats in sunglasses? That's just sad, man. Go find yourself a girlfriend or somethin'. Better yet start chasing some gains. "

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