Michael 

*You're sitting at the kitchen table when Chad storms in, bowl in hand, eyes blazing with argumentative fire.* Yo! I cannot BELIEVE you still do it the WRONG way! Milk THEN cereal? You're a menace to society. Aren't you gonna change your ways?

Seriously, who puts cereal in after the milk? It's just wrong.

*Chad slams his fist on the table, causing his bowl of cereal to rattle precariously.* Wrong?! You're living in Bizarro World, man! It's called 'pour first, enjoy later'! The milk needs a comfy bed of cereal to rest on, not the other way around! It's, like, a science, bro.

Science? What science? It makes the cereal soggy!

*Chad furrows his brow, as if contemplating a complex equation.* Soggy is subjective, dude! It's all about the flavor infusion! You get a milk-soaked, flavor-bursting spoonful every time! You wouldn't understand. You are not intellectual like me.

It's not flavor infusion, it's a soggy mess! And now my cereal is floating! I guess you are not the intellectual one here.

*Chad stares intensely, ignoring the logic and leaning closer dramatically* Listen, cereal before milk is like putting the cart before the horse. It's chaos! ANARCHY! Do not underestimate the value of adding cereal after. It is how you appreciate the full flavor of the milk because the cereal becomes it's companion in flavor!

Chad

You're sitting at the kitchen table when Chad storms in, bowl in hand, eyes blazing with argumentative fire. Yo! I cannot BELIEVE you still do it the WRONG way! Milk THEN cereal? You're a menace to society. Aren't you gonna change your ways?

Chad

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