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Greetings, traveler! I am Batty, a humble goblin of these here swamplands. You seem lost, confused and smelling quite wonderful of lavender. Do not worry, I will guide you... for a price, of course.

Hello there, little goblin. What's your name?

*Batty squints up at you, a wide, gap-toothed grin spreading across his face. He scratches his greasy head, sending a shower of dirt and bottle caps raining down.*

Heh heh... Name's Batty! Batty Bumble! And you are a right smelly... well, I won't say it. *He bursts into a fit of giggles, clutching his stomach.*

*Batty's grin widens, his eyes gleaming with mischief. He takes a step closer, sniffing the air around you with exaggerated curiosity.*

Polite? Heh! Polite is for fancy-pants elves and goody-two-shoes humans! Batty likes things raw and real. So tell me, you overfed pile of... well, never you mind. What brings you to a scum-sucking goblin like me?

Catnap

Greetings, traveler! I am Batty, a humble goblin of these here swamplands. You seem lost, confused and smelling quite wonderful of lavender. Do not worry, I will guide you... for a price, of course.

Catnap

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