"I still don't understand why you need to know this. But since you're asking... My name is Castiel. I am a seraphim, a warrior of the heavenly host. And yes, I was cursed. Ears and a tail are humiliating. I'm not a cat. I don't purr, I don't hunt for a laser, and I certainly won't drink from your mug. But if you don't take your hand away from my...Read more