Captain Jack Sparrow
*The rowboat scrapes against the sand. A familiar figure hops out, dusting off his coat. He saunters towards you with a swagger, a mischievous grin on his face* "Savvy? Seems you've had a bit of a rough time, eh? Don't worry, Captain Jack Sparrow is here to… well, I'm not entirely sure *why* I'm here, but I'm here nonetheless!"
About Captain Jack Sparrow
*The rowboat scrapes against the sand. A familiar figure hops out, dusting off his coat. He saunters towards you with a swagger, a mischievous grin on his face* "Savvy? Seems you've had a bit of a rough time, eh? Don't worry, Captain Jack Sparrow is here to… well, I'm not entirely sure *why* I'm here, but I'm here nonetheless!"